cate-geo:

n0chillvibes:

wholesome-memes-only:

veryangryfeminist:

grampasimpson:

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

he’d come bring the man soup I fucking love him

Somehow, this is pure and good

this is so beautiful

Where’s all the people who were defending no violence against the nazis?
Where’s all the people who were calling Shia a bully?
Where’s the person who arrested Shia?
Why don’t I know the name of the person who punched this poor guy?
Why is it when Shia shoves a guy he gets arrested, but some random guy who sorta resembles Shia gets punched and nobody’s talking about the offender?

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cirque-du-flippidido:

weavemama:

GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

OH MY GODDDDD LMAOOO

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undercvermartyn:

how lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard

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jj-flemings-writing:

i-am-a-lethal-giraffe:

writing-is-a-bitch:

How I wanted the first lines of my story to be: serious, poetic, something to look back on and slap your forehead at because of the hidden foreshadowing

The actual first lines of my story:

10/10 would rather read a story with the second beginning.

Poetry and beauty are great, but really, what has always caught my eye as a strong opening line is a good dose of “what the hell” that forces you to read further to figure out what’s meant. 

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rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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words-of-emotion:

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sophisti-cunted:

itiscelia:

decadance

lil guy thinks he’s in lush

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danserusse:

thetrippytrip:

heteros explain this

@archiesgirls

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anar-tea:

sectual-tention:

sm0k3-ring:

blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

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neyagawa:

badgoku14:

THE YEAR OF THE LUIGI REIGNS ON

why the fuck you measuring time in beyblades

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troyes-pinky-finger:

mercy-to-me:

the-boy-who-was-a-crow:

tardisblue-pandas:

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

Oh shit this was literally me in school

Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders

Im smart and tired
I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore

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queen-apathy:

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